..... AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
6.45am (Seriously - The things we do for pop)
The party bus departs from London and heads for Weston-Super-Mare. And more importantly; The Wanted, Olly Murs, Nicola Roberts, NDubz, Tinchy, Sugababes and too many more names to type out.
JLS are due on stage, the crowd cheers, but then a familiar straw trilby hat appears and we realise it is in fact Olly Murs. It turns out there was a mess up with the timings and the JLS boys didn't get to do their sound check, and so couldn't perform.
Marvin tweeted: “We are SO sorry... there is no way we can do such a huge show without soundcheck or a camera rehearsal... When we perform we give you the best, there’s no way that we would have done this."
We hope whoever is in charge of these 'timings' at t4 was suitably punished. Or bought a new watch.
Bumped into Heidi and Jade from the Sugababes outside the snazzy portaloos they had backstage - they had proper wooden doors and everything. (The toilets, not The Sugababes). They recorded a special video message for WeLovePopMag.co.uk. and then we spent the rest of the day feeling a bit rubbish about ourselves because they're so effing hot.
Butted in on Dappy and Joey Essex's bromantic moment backstage to say hi and have a quick chat. Dappy exclusively played We Love Pop his new single 'No Regrets' on Friday, so we told Joey how ace it was, then got a quick piccie.
Jason Derulo told us his favourite thing about the UK is going to Nandos. We now want Nandos so go hunting for chicken. We find a huge bbq in the VIP area and loads of jars of sweets. But Max and Jay from The Wanted are there and we don't want them to see us stuffing our faces, so we stay hungry. Sigh.
NDubz close the show and have the crowd na-na-na-ing like mad. Tulisa defs had the X Factor in a teeny-tiny hooded dress, but she was bundled into a big scary car with blacked-out windows as soon as she came off stage and taken away. Yes it does sound like she was abducted, but don't worry, apparently this is just how very important pop stars are transported from place to place.