Now, that headline might sound like talk of some sort of dodgy infection, but it's not. You've all just got dirty minds.
We are in fact talking about One Direction in Australia.
The boys appeared on a chat show (which must have been a welcome break from Neighbours and Home and Away) to announce their 2013 tour.
In short, they do some crowd control via the medium of dance, are made to shove various things into their mouths and Niall spits on live TV.
Confused? Watch the video and all will become clear.