If the rumours are to be believed, lovely Mr Will Young is set to hit the London stage in a new production of the musical, Cabaret.
Cabaret is a musical all about life in 1930s pre-war Berlin, so not exactly a barrel of laughs. But if there's somebody that could tempt us into sitting through a couple of hours of abject misery, it's our Will.
Anyone for Harry Styles in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Just us then.