Well, we'll tell you what's in the new issue of We Love Pop. Hold onto your hats...
We spoke exclusively to the hottest pop star IN.THE.WORLD - the lovely Cheryl. She exceeded our expectations and was more than amazing, giving us one of the best interviews ever. (Just read it if you don't believe us).
And speaking of amazing interviews, we also spoke to JLS and shot them to get you some hot new pictures. We ask about Aston's ample cleavage, dressing in girls' clothes and other such weird and wonderful things.
We also delve into the deepest and darkest corners of Justin Bieber's brain, to try and discover things even the biggest Beliebers won't know. So go on, test yourself!
We recap all of One Direction's goings on in Australia, so you don't have to feel like you missed out.
We've got all the best snaps and goss from behind the scenes on The Wanted's vampy new video. And there's plenty to sink your teeth into.
And while we were crashing video shoots, we popped in on Marcus Collins'. As you do.
We also chatted to Snow White herself (sit down, Lily Collins) Kristen Stewart. She talks hot guys, doing stunts and party frocks. Which are all in a day's work for K-Stew.
We get quizzical with Little Mix.
Dionne Bromfield teaches you how to be on TV.
Carly Rae Jepsen tells us what brightens up her life. (The Wanted, Justin Bieber and Ryan Gosling - to name a few things).
We gave our Carrier Bag of Questions to Demi Lovato, and she ruddy loved it.
Alexandra Burke solves all of your problems.com.
We travel back in time with Frankie Sats.
And an amazing magazine wouldn't be an amazing magazine without a big, exclusive interview witht the one and only Dappy. Lolz guaranteed.
PLUS we're giving you a big fat 1D in Oz sexy souvenir poster - WITH CHESTS, ABS AND NIPPLES GALORE!
DOUBLE PLUS - we've got all the usual awesome comps (win Lady Gaga tickets), goss, fashion and posters.
TRIPLE PLUS - there's also FOUR free gorgeous eyeshadow shimmer pots and free haribo.
And it's all in shops from today.
This is not a drill, people. This is not a drill.